Every once in a while, you see a headline that stops you in your tracks. In the sports world, nods to injuries or silly rants/comments by owners, GMs and “bulletin board” material usually garner the most attention. Hell, the “Homecoming” game for Peyton Manning in Indianapolis is the No. 1 bit of the week.

But, this one gave me pause. You’ve found yourself plowing through a large sleeve of Oreo cookies and then crawled into a self-loathing ball, right? Well, researchers seem to think that Oreos are more addictive than street drugs.

And yes, you can cue your Dave Chappelle …