No. 4: A.J. Green Sprints to Cincinnati

Chad Ochocinco has been very vocal in the past several days about his future in Cincinnati. He cited that Marvin Lewis has “been mean to him.” Remember, Ochocinco is in his final year of his deal, so I don’t suspect much changes here. A.J. Green was selected almost immediately to bolster the receiving corps. He’s […]

FMC Week 9: Terrell Owens of the Bengals

I banged the drum this offseason for myriad teams to take a shot at veteran receiver Terrell Owens. Ultimately, he teamed with Chad Ochocinco to form one of the finest media-savvy duos ever. Unfortunately, Ochocinco has been relegated to the role of decoy right now (he was nearly shut out in Monday’s loss to Pittsburgh). […]

Week 1 Receiver Looks Through Sunday

Over the course of the season, we’ll be tracking the Looks and Touch leaders in the NFL. Obviously, you’ll have those mutant stats that leap off of the board, such as Roddy White’s 23 targets against the Steelers. Or, the fact that the Colts and Bengals were absolutely dreadful early, thereby forcing Peyton Manning and […]

Say What You Will: There Is No More Entertaining Duo

Following a long, arduous and well-chronicled summer that included myriad television appearances, the beginning of Season 2 of a reality show & rumors about contracts, mercurial wide receiver Terrell Owens has a new home. Owens signed a one-year deal to join his reality television tag-team partner, Chad Ochocinco, in Cincinnati. The move gives Carson Palmer […]

DWTS: Ochocinco Hitting Midseason Form

Two weeks, I sat down and watched “Dancing With The Stars” for the first time in my life. I believe that a part of me died that day, or maybe I grew a little, I’m not sure. In the end, I was entertained and, well, my trigger-happy “recording” finger had set things for a series […]

My Introduction to Dancing With The Stars

On Monday, I was setting the DVR to tape “Dancing With The Stars.” I felt as though I’d been transported into the movie “2001: A Space Odyssey,” as the DVR questioned the move. “Are you sure?” Don’t judge me. You already set me up with “Project Runway” every week. Tape the show. Forget that I […]