How’s that for a headline. This came straight out of a script from the old “Weeds” series. I could Nancy Botwin (Mary-Louise Parker) getting involved in such a plot to move merchandise across the border.

Apparently, a woman who makes the drive from Mexico to San Diego for work each day called the police to report the 30 pounds of marijuana that had been strapped to her car.

Get this line from the report off of NBC New York.

“She arrived at work early and was seated inside her car when, at about 4 a.m., two unknown males approached her parked vehicle and began removing items from the undercarriage.”

Top that, Hollywood.