Everyone who knows me understands that I couldn’t care less about the upcoming nuptials in England. Of course, when you start putting odds on things, my ears do tend to perk up a bit …

Check out the odds

Are you looking for action on the color of the hat? Or, are you excited about the color of Kate Middleton’s first bikini spotted on the honeymoon?

Think about it. If your significant other is excited about this event and has been sucking up all of the television coverage thrust forward by the national morning shows, the nightly news and tabloids everywhere, you have an opportunity.

You win major points by sitting on the couch (derisive commentary probably has to be contained). And, you get a little action.