“Reportedly, not only does the sensation of being drunk wear off almost immediately but the user would also supposedly be able to pass a breathalyzer test, verifying that they are no longer under the influence of alcohol.”

It would reportedly take 1,000 sprays to equal the level of alcohol in a single drink.

Would you buy an “Insta-Drunk” Spray?

You’re welcome, America.

But one insert set rules the day. They’ve assembled a checklist of “Top 50 Broadcasters” — a veritable “Who’s Who” behind the microphone. Cosell, Harry Carey, Jack Brickhouse, Al Michaels, Harry Kalas and so many more. That’s a piece to put together.

Check out the Cosell!

Top 50 Broadcasters

TBC-VS Vin Scully
TBC-MA Mel Allen
TBC-RB Red Barber
TBC-CG Curt Gowdy
TBC-HC Howard Cosell
TBC-BC Bob Costas
TBC-JM Jim McKay
TBC-KJ Keith Jackson
TBC-AM Al Michaels
TBC-DE Dick Enberg
TBC-JB Jack Buck
TBC-TH Ted Husing
TBC-JBR Jack Brickhouse
TBC-DD Don Dunphy
TBC-GM Graham McNamee
TBC-EH Ernie Harwell
TBC-MAL Marv Albert
TBC-HCA Harry Caray
TBC-JMI Jon Miller
TBC-BS Bill Stern
TBC-CH Chick Hearn
TBC-MG Marty Glickman
TBC-JW Jack Whitaker
TBC-JN Jim Nantz
TBC-CS Chris Schenkel
TBC-LN Lindsey Nelson
TBC-RH Russ Hodges
TBC-RS Ray Scott
TBC-JMA John Madden
TBC-BP Bob Prince
TBC-JBU Joe Buck
TBC-MH Milo Hamilton
TBC-BW Bob Wolff
TBC-CT Chuck Thompson
TBC-CB Chris Berman
TBC-PR Phil Rizzuto
TBC-MB Marty Brennaman
TBC-CM Clem McCarthy
TBC-BWA Bill Walton
TBC-FH Foster Hewitt
TBC-HK Harry Kalas
TBC-JMO Johnny Most
TBC-BE Bob Elson
TBC-BM Brent Musburger
TBC-PS Pat Summerall
TBC-MHA Merle Harmon
TBC-DV Dick Vitale
TBC-DS Dick Stockton
TBC-TK Tony Kubek
TBC-BCO Bud Collins

But, he’ll hit the recruiting trail with a piece of the net cut down following Monday’s win over the Kansas Jayhawks in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Championship Title Game. Anthony Davis overcame a terrible shooting night (1-for-10) by dominating the glass (16 rebounds), blocking shots (6) and leading the team in assists (5). Doran Lamb led the Wildcats with 22 points, one of just three Kentucky players to score in double digits.

The Wildcats were aided by a number of missed layups/dunks by the Jayhawks, but those only played a small part in Kansas’ overall deficiencies and abysmal shooting (35.5%). Tyshawn Taylor led Kansas with 19 points on 8-for-17 shooting, but committed a game-high five turnovers.

Critics will point to the vacated Final Four appearances and bemoan the “state of the game.” The rules are in place, and Calipari merely works to the best end. Even if you excise the vacated wins at UMASS and Memphis from his resume, Calipari owns a career .769 winning percentage. In three years at Kentucky, he’s compiled a record of 102-14 (.879). This year, Kentucky was the prohibitive favorite, and Calipari got these highly-touted young recruits to buy into team basketball, stave off upset bids and claim a title.

* I still like Tom Hanks’ “That Thing You Do!” and decided to get a little punny.

If you’ve visited Disneyland or met people from Los Angeles, you’ve undoubtedly heard of the California staple, In-N-Out Burger, and may have rolled up with a “protein” or “animal-style” burger off of the not-so-secret menu. I’ll leave you to debate In-N-Out vs. Five Guys Burgers & Fries.

The research firm Technomic, Inc. released its new ranking of U.S. restaurants on Monday, and Burger King actually dipped behind Wendy’s among the major burger chains. I knew getting rid of “The King” character was a mistake! To the surprise of no one, Subway and Chipotle made great strides, but I didn’t quite anticipate a 6% bounce from Red Lobster.

Anyway, I say to Bring Back “The King”

The time has come for creativity, reinvention and expansion. If you’re leaving the local watering hole, one of many restaurants, historic shops or a concert venue (you’re not that far away from the famed Sunset Strip), you just might be jonesing for a late-night sugar rush. The original cupcake shop, Sprinkles Cupcakes in Beverly Hills, unveiled a huge innovation. It’s the arrival of the 24-hour CUPCAKE ATM!.

That’s right. You don’t need to settle for the candy rack at the gas station. If you’re willing to roll out to Beverly Hills in the middle of the night, you can have sugary goodness dispensed by a robotic arm.

I saw a bit on “Good Day LA” that trumpeted its arrival. The machine reportedly holds some 600 cupcakes at a cost of $4 per cupcake. It’s a surcharge over the normal cost inside, but that immediacy is worth it …. right?

Sprinkles 24-hour ATM

I’m going to roll over there later this week following my studio run for FOXSports.com. Don’t worry. The “Road to Swoll” will not be slowed. I will gift those cupcakes to folks on line. Sugar fixes on me!

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I understand there is frustration associated with the 24-hour “All Tebow, All The Time” coverage. I don’t know that I agree with the proposition that the national media ignored the Ravens’ wins over Pittsburgh this season.

In fact, I remember myriad stories coming into and heading out of Week 1. “Could Flacco beat the Steelers?”

Am I the only one to remember those debates? It was the thing that dominated the preseason analysis of the Ravens. After the win, Flacco and the Ravens received their love in the press for winning the first round (they got proper love for earning the season sweep), but lest we forget, this is a perennial conference title contender.

The “he just wins” (I know he’s piled up a ton of them) doesn’t work in Baltimore. It doesn’t work in New York – never has.

You’re expected to win double-digit for the Ravens, and even in the Baltimore press, Flacco’s efforts are dissected and plays are singled out in convincing wins. The defense receives the headlines (Suggs this year) and Ray Rice is a favorite in fantasyland. But, it’s business as usual there (and in New York).

For Tebow and the Broncos, it’s a new world order. They were 1-4 and sinking. Plugging in Tebow was, at the time, more a PR move than a football move. And, it’s worked. And week after week, regardless of circumstance, it’s worked. The legend grew.

Again, this isn’t just about football. SI put the man on the cover twice in four weeks. I want to know the sell-through numbers at supermarket checkouts. He moves the needle. He incites passion.

We, as football consumers, know well the ins and outs of each team. We know the players, the stats and break it down in every manner possible. The Tebow story is for the masses.

The ticker-tape parade brings coverage. The big dance in Indianapolis brings the spotlight. Given the chance in the playoffs, Flacco will have the opportunity to

My point is that, to this day, I’m consumed by minutia and trivial facts. That’s quite obvious, or I wouldn’t be watching a ton of tape, scrawling tiny notes in the margins and living in Excel. Nor would I have the ability to connect actors and actresses from bit roles to much later roles, particularly if they appeared on “Law & Order” or “Saved By The Bell.” I have crazy range as a walking version of IMDB.

Most of my friends and work colleagues are as obsessed with statistics, box scores, rankings, award winners, league leaders and champions as I am. A quick work meeting or dinner devolves into a multi-hour debate about the heroes and villains of the sporting world, framed, of course, by the cities in which the participants were raised. Naturally, those “meetings” tend to occur at establishments with a ton of flatscreen televisions and ongoing trivia games.

I received an invite from a friend to check out a new competition that began in Week 1 of the current NFL season. It’s called “The Season” and builds off of the long-established Buzztime platform. You know. Those are the screens you’re watching as you wolf down wings and suds at HOOTERS or Buffalo Wild Wings. You always leave the establishment feeling a little smarter and puffing your chest out. Don’t lie. That 1965 AL MVP knowledge (Zoilo Versalles) had to come in handy sometime.

Anyway, “The Season” unites fans of teams across different bars and time zones. Jersey-clad participants team up to answer trivia questions against fans of that week’s opponent on the actual professional slate. (There were an inordinate number of Raiders jerseys at the bar I visited, priming the pump for a “Why the Raiders should come back to LA” column.) Fans answer multiple choice trivia questions and earn points based on the speed in which they buzz in correctly. The game is divided into quarters and includes football staples such as the “Hail Mary” and “Two-minute Drill.”

It’s your chance to represent your favorite team and show off your knowledge. Embrace your inner Cliff Clavin. Perhaps there’s a fellow triviaphile that catches your eye as you dominate a round of trivia while ensconced in a Vince Wilfork jersey.

If you can’t shake yourself free of “bath night” for your kids or get stuck in traffic, you can chime in on your smartphone.

Think of yourself as Joe Montana or John Elway … or that crazy uncle who would have been your “life line” to put you over the top. Your team needs you!

Click “> here to find out how you can get in the game.

I’ll be down at the end of the bar.

For $750 per hour, people can learn to use an excavator or bulldozer after completing a short training session. Sadly, the economy has left many of these machines idle, so Ed Mumm got creative.

Go Get Your Sandbox!

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I’m intrigued. Do I get a certificate to take to a prospective employer? Do I get a discounted rate if I were to then rent a piece of equipment? You know, maybe I can leave less of a deposit before I roll it down the street?

OK, so this isn’t exactly the best in terms of music. Let’s call it what it is … it’s inspirational.